🎭 MYSTERY, FREEBIES & CHICKEN SCISSORS — OH MY!

Hey y’all!

I hope your Memorial Day weekend was filled with sunshine, laughter, and perfectly grilled everything.

Unless, of course, you live where I live—then it was more like drizzle, Netflix, and wondering why Mother Nature hates boat plans. ☔

We did manage to sneak the boat into the water Friday evening for a quick spin before the skies remembered it was a holiday weekend and promptly opened up again. The rest of the time? Let’s just say I achieved Level: Blanket Burrito and proudly didn’t wear real pants for three straight days.

But enough about my seasonal hermit lifestyle—because I have NEWS.

Like… drumroll, please… 🥁

I hit my THIRD sales goal with Pampered Chef!

Which means another box of free goodies showed up at my door like a surprise party for my kitchen. 🎉

This time I scored:

• The famous Deep Covered Baker (I feel like a Real Housewife just owning this thing),

• A pair of Salad Choppers that I absolutely will use for chicken far more than anything green, and

• A bottle of BBQ Rub that smells like it could fix bad decisions.

I filmed an unboxing, which I may or may not ever post because… well, let’s just say it includes me accidentally launching packing paper into my coffee. It’s a whole vibe.

Now onto the real reason I popped into your screen today:

🔍 The June Mystery Host Party countdown is officially ON.

If you’ve ever thought,

“Hey, I like free stuff but don’t want to actually host a party,” this is your moment.

One lucky winner (could be YOU 👀) is going to walk away with all the host rewards—free product, half-price items, and a juicy 60% off bonus—just for shopping, playing some games, and being your fabulous self in my VIP group.

Basically, if you’re breathing and can comment, you’re in like Flynn!

So what should you do next?

Make sure you're in my VIP group → https://www.facebook.com/share/1ApRXxJ6DH/

Watch for the party posts (starting June 1, and full of my usual sarcasm, giveaways, and recipes that don’t require culinary degrees)

Join the fun, earn entries, and maybe win big.

And hey—while you're at it, let me know:

What would YOU do with the Salad Choppers? Because I swear if I see one more photo of lettuce I’m gonna start a “Chop Chicken, Not Dreams” campaign.

Stay cozy, stay curious, and may your mystery party comments be lucky ones. 💫

—Sherbear