Friday the 13th: A Cautionary Tale 🫠

Y’all ever have one of those kitchen days where the universe decides you’ve peeled your last potato in peace?

That was me—just livin’ my life, mindin’ my business, when BAM… peeled the end of my finger right off.
Cue the scream, the Band-Aids, and the deep soul reflection about what choices led me here. (Spoiler: It was the potatoes.)

Now I know what you're thinking:

“Sheri, what weapon of destruction were you using to flay your own finger like it owed you money?”

Glad you asked.
It was the brand-new Pampered Chef Pivoting Veggie Peeler—aka the sharpest tool in the drawer and now a permanent part of my villain origin story.

But hear me out…

🔪 This thing is amazing.
It glides through even the bumpiest sweet potatoes like butter. No wrestling. No hacking away like you're carving a jack-o’-lantern with emotional issues.
But pay attention, because unlike those dull peelers you’ve had since 2003, this one means business. And fingers.

So in honor of Friday the 13th, here's your official Sherbear PSA:

⚠️ Never anger the Pivoting Veggie Peeler.

Always look where you're peeling.
And maybe don’t let your mind wander to your to-do list, your teenager’s attitude, or why your dog won’t stop barking at the fridge.

Trust me. The peeler bites back.

🧄 Bonus tip: Pair it with the garlic press, and you’ve got two weapons of mass deliciousness—just maybe wear gloves and don’t blink.

Feeling brave?
👉 Shop the Peeler of Doom here (aka your new favorite tool)

Stay safe out there, and remember:
It's not the day that's cursed. It's the distractions.
—Sherbear 🧤🩹